2010-09-16
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Stairway to Heaven?
Do yourself a favor and watch this full-screen. Anti-anxiety meds not included.
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Acts29 Coming to Morgantown
Labels: Acts29, west virginia christian, west virginia christianity
I'm not sure I can properly convey my excitement to see a missional, Gospel-centered, Christ-honoring Acts29 church plant coming to Morgantown. It's a city I love and care deeply for, and that's why I'm so excited to see this happening.
So... welcome Frontier Morgantown, and keep the church-planting team in your prayers.
So... welcome Frontier Morgantown, and keep the church-planting team in your prayers.
2010-05-10
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Spiritual 404--Your Faith Cannot Be Found
Ran across this online the other day and it's at least worth a chuckle.
404-This page cannot be found
Possible causes:
Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone opened it just fine.
Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will that you open this link.
Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's potential.
Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Episcopalian explantion: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals? Is that why you were trying to open this link?
Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link wouldn't open?
Buddhist explanation: This 404 message hurts. Only when you accept that all links will hurt you will you be able to stop using the Internet.Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you need it to exist.
404-This page cannot be found
Possible causes:
Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone opened it just fine.
Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will that you open this link.
Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's potential.
Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Episcopalian explantion: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals? Is that why you were trying to open this link?
Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link wouldn't open?
Buddhist explanation: This 404 message hurts. Only when you accept that all links will hurt you will you be able to stop using the Internet.Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you need it to exist.
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