Ran across this online the other day and it's at least worth a chuckle.
404-This page cannot be found
Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone opened it just fine.
Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will that you open this link.
Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's potential.
Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Episcopalian explantion: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals? Is that why you were trying to open this link?
Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link wouldn't open?
Buddhist explanation: This 404 message hurts. Only when you accept that all links will hurt you will you be able to stop using the Internet.Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you need it to exist.